Serial Randomosities

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
seananmcguire
amarguerite:
“elodieunderglass:
“kryprosmarin:
“redlipstickresurrected:
“Pipi The Barn Owl (Female, b. July, 2020, located in the Czech Republic). Pipi has a gene mutation called Melanism that is 100,000 to one and is an undue development of...
redlipstickresurrected

Pipi The Barn Owl (Female, b. July, 2020, located in the Czech Republic). Pipi has a gene mutation called Melanism that is 100,000 to one and is an undue development of dark-colored pigment in the skin or its appendages and is the opposite of albinism.

kryprosmarin

@elodieunderglass a bird for the leucism channel

elodieunderglass

Oh my goodness I haven’t put anything on that tag in ages. Let’s fix that

amarguerite

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Goddamn galaxy brain take from @fremedon

drivemetogeek

My brain just went straight to Labyrinth and now I’m picturing the awkward double date between Dream and Hob and Jareth and Sarah.

the sandman dreamling labyrinth crossover somebody write this
seananmcguire
jaubaius

That’s completely fucking awesome!

claudiagray

I have complicated feelings about marine mammals in captivity but (a) this seal’s tango ability deserves recognition and (b) I’m inclined to think that this level of coordination suggests the seal legitimately enjoys it. 

janetm74

@gordonthesquid

feamir

ok, so I’m not at all an expert, but what I’ve learned from visiting various marine research centers and talking with people who work with these animals:

1) At this point in the US, all of the large marine animals like this you see cannot be released into to wild, and they come to the centers from things like injury and rescue. We do NOT just go out to the ocean and capture random animals. That is super illegal.

2) All performances like this are purely voluntary on the animal’s part. If a seal or sea lion twice the size of a person doesn’t want to do an activity with you, there is nothing you can do about it. You can encourage behaviors through positive reinforcement, but in the end the sea lion does what the sea lion wants.

3) This kind of training is actually very necessary for proper care of large, intelligent animals! The more intelligent an animal is, the more important it is to have sufficient social and mental stimulation, and training with keepers provides both. The displayed behaviors that these tricks utilize are often seen as play and/or social behaviors in the wild.

4) And perhaps most importantly, training large animals to move and position themselves in certain ways is necessary for minimizing stress during routine medical care! You can’t safely manhandle a large sea lion into showing its belly, so if you need to do a medical check without tranquillizing the animal (which carries its own risks and stresses), you need to be able to ask the animal to roll over on its own. If you watch the dance in the above post carefully, you’ll note that a lot of the different “dance moves” are effectively presenting different parts of the body. So what this performance does is take all of the stances/actions you might need it to do for a health checkup and sets it to music!

drivemetogeek

Reblogging for all the added context and confirming same from my own experience doing an internship at an aquarium mumbleteen years ago. This is true on all points.

copperbadge
thegoodlannister

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.

thegoodlannister

to all the people saying this was an embarrassing time: I am 34 full years old and reading/writing these fics brought me so much joy and rereading them still does. embarrassment is a construct, cringe culture is dead, and the found family trope saves lives.

ekjohnston

I was 28, wrote three of them, and then wrote ANOTHER one several years later. (Except for the Loki parts, because that wasn’t my jam.)

drgaellon

I feel like this is a call-out post for @copperbadge

copperbadge

The year is 2022 and I’m 42 years old and this is still me, yes. 

(Mind you, I was more on the “writing” than “reading” side of Marvel Post-Avengers Fic but I’ve just replaced a googledoc of That Fic with a googledoc of the latest Shivadh Romance novel.) 

drivemetogeek

It is 2022 and I am 43 years old and I just reread a bunch of @scifigrl47’s Toasterverse and Tales of the Bots cause it’s been a rough couple weeks and I needed some comfort reading. And this weekend may see me diving into Foodieverse for the mumbleteenth time and there is nothing wrong with that.

comfort reads don't mock my coping strategies found family and snark plus the best OCs arounds
avelera
avelera

I know some people are disappointed Hob's not in more of The Sandman (yet) but actually, as a fanfic writer, there are upsides to this.

Hob is totally central in one self-contained episode, his section is about 30 minutes long and you don't need to have seen much else of Sandman except the first episode to understand everything you need for it. That's a pretty low barrier to entry, just over an hour of time commitment to bring new people into the fandom.

On the one hand, yeah, sometimes that means sustaining engagement is harder because there isn't a ton of material to work with, but I've seen popular ships survive on much less than 30 minutes of dedicated screentime to the ship. Newt/Hermann in Pacific Rim might cumulatively as characters get about 35 minutes, across both movies. Arthur/Eames was a super popular ship in Inception which probably had more like 10 minutes. It's really more important that the world is expansive enough to create fanwork scenarios where they interact than that they've got a ton of time together canonically. Hob and Dream have 600+ years of history to work with and the entire Sandman story to play around in, much like Aziraphale and Crowley.

Conversely, there are tons of ships I'd love to get into, but the time commitment is HUGE. The Magnus Archives comes to mind, it's hundreds of hours before one has enough grasp of the story to understand the main ship and all the fanart. There are others too where I'm sure the fandom would be bigger if it wasn't so hard to catch up, despite the fact that means the ship has a ton of material to work with.

All I'm saying is, Dream/Hob have actually a pretty good foundation for a fandom ship, more dedicated time in the episode they're in together than many other popular film ships, and the promise of more content between them. There's a low barrier to entry for others to learn everything they need to know about the ship and jump on board. From a fan creator perspective, that's pretty great!

drivemetogeek

You only have to look at Clint/Coulson of MCU to see how far a fandom can take a pairing from VERY little source material and just run marathons with it. Screw “Life finds a way,” FANDOM finds a way…

the sandman marvel clint/coulson fandom ftw
tehnakki
deadcatwithaflamethrower:
“luluxa:
“Stargate: Enterprise
(This art was made for the Russian Fandom Battle - the Stargate Team. Check it out cos it has more cool art!)
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If this crossover doesn’t already exist I will be so very sad about fandom and...
luluxa

Stargate: Enterprise

(This art was made for the Russian Fandom Battle - the Stargate Team. Check it out cos it has more cool art!)

deadcatwithaflamethrower

If this crossover doesn’t already exist I will be so very sad about fandom and our crack crossover lackings.

drivemetogeek

Of COURSE this crossover already exists. And I was easily able to find it because it has the wonderful (and easily remembered) title, Where Did All the Physics Go?

did somebody ask for the crossover? stargate: atlantis star trek
andhumanslovedstories
andhumanslovedstories

When I was a kid, I had an orange tabby named Taffy, named because I thought she was “sweet and sticky” (ie if you pulled her against your chest, she’d grab you shirt and hang off if you, which is the greatest thing in the world when you’re eight). Anyway due to Life Events, my aunt had to move in with us one year, and she brought her three cats with her, so Taffy was immediately outnumbered by outsiders in her household. Also frankly those cats were absolute fucking bastards. Perfectly normal cats in many ways. But awful sons of bitches, yknow? One of them was mostly a sweetie, but his sisters were like my childhood villains. The risk to my feet in those days. The unprovoked toe attacks around every corner.

Taffy split all her time between unhappily defending her perch on the top of the fridge and roaming around outdoors because it was 2003 and everyone was like “that’s where cats go, why on earth wouldn’t they?” It was clearly such a miserable situation for her that she ended up basically moving in with neighbors two streets over, and we, in probably our only great moment of pet owner responsibility, made it official by given them all of Taffy’s stuff.

And after that I only saw her in passing, by which I mean every time I saw an orange tabby I squinted at it and tried to figure out if that’s the cat I used to put under my shirt and walk around with pretending I was pregnant.

Anyway dad just got an email from her new owners.

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Look at this 21+ year old queen!! She is mostly all indoors these days, except for supervised porch time, she’s completely deaf, her bones are made of dust, and by god she outlived all the cats that tormented her.

my heart
seananmcguire
firstgrave

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theselittlefeelings

1. The Republican Party turns out for EVERY vote. Primaries, local elections, midterms, you name it. Most dems show up once every four year and then get defeatist when things don’t immediately change. It took the Republicans YEARS to overturn RvW but it has been a long game goal of theirs. YEARS of voting, and you’re gonna opt out after one vote. Okay.

2. Primaries are when you vote for who you want. Elections are when you vote for who you can. If you’re not voting in the primary, you’re letting the moderate centrist do-nothing candidate win.

3. Local elections affect your daily life. That sherif in Texas who is refusing to enforce the abortion ban? Local election. Gerrymandering, voter suppression, so much of this is trickle up from local politics.

4. Call your damn representatives. Even if it feels hopeless. The gun control reform that just passed (as minimal as it is) was bipartisan because people showed their reps that they wanted change. Get vocal as a voter and prove courting your vote matters.

5. If someone in your area is running for office and needs votes, be a signature for them. Not everyone can afford to pay to run. You want to support better candidates, put your name behind them (only in your district and always read what you’re signing first).

6. The two party system is shit. We know that. But the democrats are a big tent housing a lot of different opinions and trying to cater to them all. Republicans are generally united in one mission of dismantling everything and protecting only their own. This is also why Dems don’t have the same type of “super majority” and can’t easily whip the same voting results. And anyone who thinks Obama had a super majority for enough time to codify roe does not understand politics. He had about 18 days of actual in-session time, split into two different sessions.

7. Purity politics isn’t going to get you anywhere. The candidate is a bus stop getting you closer to where you want to be. They’re not the end goal, and a smart voter knows that.

8. Voter suppression is huge in America. Help other voters register and get to the polls. It’s not always indifference keeping people from voting. Do something to help disenfranchised voters.

Let me repeat: The two party system is shit. We need to get rid of the electoral college. We need ranked choice voting. We need to get rid of Citizens United. Our country is an oligarchy. Always has been. Not denying that. But Living in these ideals of what we should be without creating any change now isn’t going to get you anywhere. Being defeatist and abstaining from the process is cutting off your own nose to spite your face. Its saying “the other team is scoring too many goals, so instead of playing, I’m just gonna sit on the sidelines. That’ll teach everyone.” No, you’re just gonna keep losing. Maybe, instead, vote in the primaries and choose better teammates.

Y’all kill me with these “hot takes.” They ain’t even half baked.


Now, if you want to talk about the other things we should be doing IN ADDITION TO voting, like general strikes, organizing, etc. Then that’s a different conversation we should also be having.

stele3

Also no, there is no such thing as “one more vote.” Vote every time. Vote consistently. Vote national. Vote local. It’s the absolute MINIMAL amount of civil engagement you can do. If you can do more than vote, do more, but at least vote every single time.

nyxelestia

A lot of people really think democracy is something they only have to do once. It's not. It's something we do constantly - because greedy and power-hungry and malicious people are constantly trying to take advantage of society. Evil never stops, so neither do we.

labelleizzy

Evil never stops, so neither do we.

VOTE.

drivemetogeek

To paraphrase a rant I did pre-2020 election: Hold your nose if you must while you cast that vote, but you better effing vote. Anybody who doesn’t cast a vote while simultaneously griping about the system is a sanctimonious asshole who doesn’t actually care about people nor the fascist underpinnings of the GOP and its abuses of power, and just wants to be right. This is the system we have. We have to USE it while also trying to FIX it. It’s not one or the other. And if you’re not actually doing anything to fix the system and are just on social media griping about it? Then STFU (but still vote).

hit a nerve no voting isn't the only solution it's the bare minimum vote